Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome. It's that time where I get
to talk all about moi. I just love to talk about me, me, me, me, me, and
me! OK, here me go. Hold on, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. I was born
somewhere and I live somewhere. You wouldn't like to know where I live,
because sometimes I think I live in a Feed the Children commercial. Anyway,
I am live with a Llama named J. Pierrepont and a large hockey stick named
Milch. I most recently got Nierman, my Oscar Meyer weenie wistle. He's
cool. I am a world famous actor. Really. I'm actually someone's FAVORITE
actor! Yippee! I actually have no clue who the person is, but I love them
and I bookmarked the site
(check out the 13th name!) I've been in a ton of shows, currently Jesus
Christ Superstar. Theatre is my fav-o-rite thing to do. Well, besides
tipping over cows, but that's beside the point. Hmmm.... I live on IRC..
;-) (basically because I don't have to pay rent.) Umm, I like to write,
although I might not write very well or make much sense. I lose my thoughts,
most of the time. People say.. *ho-hum* that I'm odd. I recieved
a Christmas card last year (And, ho hum, I won't say who sent it) telling
me that whenever this person's friends think she's odd, she just tells
them about me and they shut up. Now isn't that nice. I'm touched. Hmmm...
I am a mem.. er, vice president, yeah that's it, of Pathological Liars
Anonymous. I have been for 9, er, 12 months. Hm, I have many different
personalities which will be showcased on my writing page in the near future.
Hmm, I can't think of anything else to tell you. If you'd like to know
more, e-mail me. Uhhh, that's about
it. Let's move on, shall we?
On the Internet and Real-Life
Here are my internet friends!!! To learn about my REAL LIFE
FRIENDS (and yes, I do have some) go here.
Now, if I forgot anyone, tell me about
Home Page. This webpage is dedicated to that channel of channels on
IRC, #phantom. This is where we all hang out during the day. Sometimes
we don't even talk. But who cares! We are here and that's all we need to
"the Annihilator" C has won the Randy Blair's Homepage
: The Oddman Cometh
Flying W (=w=) Award. Kevin-C is coo. He's coo. And coo.
He's really coo. Weezer coo. So that's why he got the award, foo. Yes,
Kev-C is "he who says 'foo'" #phantom. Keeper of Mungo, the Evil Demonic
Butterfly of Horror and the Weezer CDs, Kev is the perfect example of...
a Kevin-C. Kev-C's the techno master, and has made many people's careers
in the techno realm. Yes, he's handy with a tape recorder and manages to
keep the Phantom Goddess under control when she meets the only man that
isn't a pig, Franc D'Ambrosio. Let's all stand up and cheer. Whee! Oh yeah, he is not a guy, he is a foo. Foo..
AKA. Ayesha has won the Randy Blair's Homepage :
The Oddman Cometh Cheap
Plastic Franc D'Ambrosio Drool Bucket Award. Ayesha is really
cool. Ayesha is the #phantom Goddess. She runs the phantom mailing list.
She also has her own domain, which is regally cool. She knows Franc D'Ambrosio
and runs his fan club. He's the only male who isn't a pig. Well, except
me. She's also co-writing the IRC Musical with me, but she's suffering
from a perma mental block.
AKA. Turandot, Mata Hari, ect. is the pround winner
of the Randy Blair's Homepager : The Oddman Cometh
Face of the Month Award! Krista is one of my best friends
on IRC. She's really nice and runs a Michael Crawford Page and Phantom
Literature Page. She also knows ALOT of stuff about the Titanic, which
is very cool. Krista hates to have her picture taken. Currently, there
are none on the record. She is always the first one I ask to overview my
Bethany AKA. Carlotta
is cool as well. She runs the Carlotta Shrine, and the Piangi Shrine (in
which I created the banner for the link exchange and submitted info). She's
really neat to talk to, although sometimes I am frightened. :P She's really
nice, on the other hand, and informative. She'd rather pick Carlotta as
a role model than Christine.
AKA. Xandella, Ratboy, ect. is another nice person to hang around.
She has split personalities. :) First she's Xandella, the Happy Cheery
Girl. Her other side is Rat Girl, the Psycho Bitch from Hell. Very funny,
might I add. She's the official "#phantom Pin-up Girl".
Rachel AKA. Twinkles
is really cool. She's my IRC liver. :P She doesn't have many friends, so
she is forced to live with us Internet Geeks. I haven't seen her in forever,
is very nice. Her favorite phantom is Grant Norman. I don't know enough
about her to write here, but I'm sure it's interesting! :P Her roomie,
Simon, gives us the dirt on her through IRC. OH! And she's currently looking
for a whip! Anyone got one for sale?
Corey AKA. Gambit, Horatio,
ect. is one of the few guys on #phantom. Alas! Someone to talk to!
Actually, he's very cool and informative. The #phantom playa is in love
with Jade, the #phantom witch! And he's my official brother-in-law. When
Gam's not eyeing the red heads, he's pretty sane.
Tim AKA. Black Cat is another
#phantom guy. (that's #3!) He's really cool and good at making graphics.
He occasionally struts around in a cape and turns on the fog machine. A
good friend. He recently won the Most Anxious to Get an Award Award.
The nameless one AKA. DefYak
is another #phantom guy! #4! or something. ;-) DY is really...... interesting. He's young
and..... interesting. ;) Nah, DY is a nice guy. He's one of the youngest
on the channel, but sometimes seems the oldest. That's why I vote him.....
interesting... ;) And cool. Beware of the ":P" from DY, too. His wavs are
good, although he won't let us techno-fy them. He doesn't realize his true
Danielle AKA BoxFive is
rather cool. She's smarter than the average bear. Or EFX. She's good at
criticising, and makes a pretty stirring case about it all. Especially
when quoting Exodus. She's the keeper of the Orange of Doom, the Bagel
of Death, and the Random Mint of Terror, the three musketeer misfit food
items left on Danielle's door step from food service. Little did she know
that one day this trinity of kosher delights would combine their superhuman
strengths to become the largest Gods this side of Alpha Centuari! (Well,
except for the Nad of Fate *beam*)
Maaike AKA.... MAAIKE'S
A RED HEAD is a red head. Yep yep. And a weeeeeeeelly good singer.
Ask EFX. He should know. He's a big Broadway casting director, FYI. Anyway,
Maaike is pretty cool. She' nutsy, like me. She likes to send everyone
Boston Cookies, except for me. :`( She hates it when people call her Mickey
Mookie and when people call her a red head. Even though she is. WE LOVE
YOU, MAAIKE!!!!!! :)
Tracy AKA Mariposas
is neeeeeat. She's neat neat neat. Well, there isn't anything else I could
say about her except that she's neat. Well, you could count the fact she
laughs at my jokes. And that's pretty cool. She's tops in my book! Oh,
she tells us everything on Maaike, the red head, too. Well, that's pretty
neat. Gee, she must think I'm neat too.... hmm... neat...
Jade AKA. Jade. :P Jade is my twin. Really! And she's a witch. Would that
make me a witch look alike? Anyway, she has some odd stories to tell (evil
Grin) and has some weird friends! (Cata and Nitric) Jade's in love with
Gam. Hmmm. Would that make me a Gam lover look alike? I'm confused. :>
REAL LIFE FRIENDS HERE! http://members.tripod.com/~RandyBlair/friends.html
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