The First Church of Ultimate GROOVE.

Here's what the critics have to say!

"I always thought I could join the First Church of Ultimate GROOVE. Ever since I was a kid. But no, the Reverend hated me. I guess I'll face the fact that I was a pathetic child and am now taking it out on unsuspecting punks on my radio show!" - Howard Stern.

">"I LOVE YOU! Am I in? Oh yeah, I did inhale. It was all a lie. My little intern though it would be good for my image. Although she turns out to be a little slut. Oooooh, wait till I sic Ted Kennedy on her!" - Bill Clinton.

"Awww, man, I've been a member of this church so long I left my dentures back in the 70's." - Hugh Downes.